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Truly, Madly Fishy (Boosh fic, Howard/ Old Gregg, Howard/ Vince)

Get Foxed (NC-17)

Bongos In The Hub (Torchwood/Boosh)

Lupin Triumphant (Lupin/Snape, NC-17)

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November 5th, 2010

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02:44 pm - Masterlist: MY BOOSH STUFF
My Mighty Boosh fanfics, picspams, essays and icons, plus recs of other people's stuff.

Also, if you're here from LJ, HELLO! You can leave a comment here on IJ while signed in on LJ. Try it! It's easy!

The first links are usually to where I've posted on LJ, because that's where most people comment.


Most of my fics involve sex and/or violence. Please don't read them if you're underage or you think the subject matter might upset you. They all have clear ratings and warnings in their headers (explanations of the rating system I use can be found here).

The story I'm currently on, a Torchwood/Boosh crossover in 4 parts.
Bongos In The Hub (PG-13) Ianto Jones/Howard Moon (with some Ianto/Jack, Howard/Vince on the side)
Summary: Ianto tinkers with Howard's bongos. Events ensue. You need a plot?
Part One on my IJ
Part Two on my IJ
Part Three on my IJ
Part Four on my IJ (to come)

Truly, Madly, Fishy part 1/6 / IJ link 21 March 07
Truly, Madly, Fishy part 2/6 / IJ link 23 Oct 07
Truly, Madly, Fishy part 3/6 / IJ link 13 Nov 07
Howard Moon/Old Gregg, Howard/Vince (R)
This is my big 6-parter three-way angst triangle, set just after the end of the 'Old Gregg' episode. It starts with Howard alone in the flat, nervy and traumatised after his kidnap. The rest of the guys run out clubbing without him - and then Old Gregg comes a callin'.
Currently unfinished.

Vince’s Mortal Enemy (isn’t Robert Smith) / on IJ
Howard/Vince (PG-13)
Vince runs into his mortal enemy. And it isn’t Robert Smith. Um… like in the title. Very short challenge fic for BSH on IJ, under the title 'tangents'. 14 Feb 08

Babies are Genius! / on IJ
Howard/Vince male pregnancy! (PG)
Howard gets preggers. This is complete crack, and comes with silly photoshopping too. 2 Feb 08

Saying No / on IJ
The Hitcher/Vince, Howard/Vince (NC-17)
WARNING: Explicit rape. Written for the prompt 'Hitcher/Vince rapefic. With The Hitcher making Howard watch.' Not comedy. Be warned. 30 Jan 08

Midnight Crimping / on IJ
Howard/Vince (PG)
Howard indulge in a spot of midnight crimping up in their bedroom in their vests and pants. A very, very silly short fic. 29 Jan 08

Mistletoe Threeway (unfinished) / IJ link - Collaboration with easilyled (she did the first part, I did the extra sex scene) 14 Jan 08
Mistletoe Threeway - Part Two by easilyled
Mistletoe Threeway - Part Three / on IJ by me 14 Feb 08
Mistletoe Threeway - Part Four / on IJ by me 19 Feb 08
Howard, Vince, Head Shaman, Lester Corncrake, others - surprise pairings! (NC-17)
Set after Howard's party in series 3. Howard and Vince fall out in a big way. A bit dark and with much explicit sex, but mainly comedy.

Howard Moon, Former Male Prostitute (unfinished) (part 1/3) / on IJ 14 Apr 08
Part 2/3 / on IJ 22 Apr 08
Howard/others, Howard/Vince, Bob Fossil (R)
Set before the time of the Boosh. Howard, and how he became a former male prostitute. Because it's canon. How Howard Moon ended up doing it for cash, how Bob Fossil found out about it, and where Vince comes into the equation. (Although Fossil doesn't appear until later, and neither does Vince.) This one's more drama than comedy, for a change.

A few short stories I did for the Boosh anon kink meme. (Yeah, I fail at being anon, I like posting too much.) All written to prompts.
- Fossil Funtime / on IJ - Howard/Vince/Fossil (R)
Fossil pays a surprise visit to the flat. Sexing ensues. 22 Jan 08
- Like Putting on a Glove / on IJ Howard/Vince (NC-17)
Vince prepares himself. Howard watches. 21 Jan 08
- Completely Normal / on IJ Howard/Vince (PG-13)
Vince persuades Howard to give it a go... after all, it's completely normal. 26 Jan 08
I did more too - but they remain anon!

Sun Cream / on IJ
Saboo/Tony Harrison (NC-17)
Short porny crackfic involving sun lotion and clefts. Spoilers for 'Eels'. 13 Nov 07

On The Roof / IJ link
Howard/Vince, (PG-13)
Set the day after episode 5, 'Party'. Howard and Vince find themselves back on the roof. A short bit of fluff. 20 Dec 07

Get Foxed / IJ link
Howard/Vince, (NC-17), waring for pr0ny object insertion
I described this as 'porn with a little plot', because it's quite explicit for a lot of the fic. But really, it's about all those mean little comments Vince has been making about Howard in series three, and the ways Howard deals with that when he's all alone in the stillness of the night. Surprisingly, perhaps my most popular Booshfic so far. 4 Dec 07

Bobby-boy and his baby blue pants / IJ link
Howard/Vince, Bob Fossil (PG-13) (warning for bullying and talk of masturbation)
Written for the 'trapped in cabinets' challenge on booshslashhaven. Bob Fossil is trapped in a cabinet. Then Howard Moon is. Both of them in little blue pants. Vince makes it all better. 19 March 07

Mrs Gideon’s First Day at Work / IJ link
Howard Moon/Mrs Gideon, (NC-17)
Howard has to save the zoo by having sex with Mrs Gideon (or something like that). But it's also Howard's first time with a real life laydee so he has a little bit of trouble getting the equipment started. An excuse to write Howard Moon having trauma-ridden sex, basically. Also, Howard/Mrs Gideon - so much unfufilled yearning! How could I resist? 3 Feb 07

Let Me In / IJ link
Not Boosh - from Nathan Barley - Dan Ashcroft/Claire Ashcroft (R)
A short about Claire's changing relationship with her brother as she grows up. I've flocked this because of the implied incest. The sex isn't explicit, but I know lots of people don't like that subject. 12 June

And several Boosh drabbles I've written on [info]boosh100

I also archive my fics
On the Boosh Slash Haven Archive - Booshfics only
And on skyehawke - both HP and Booshfics


Howard Moon's One True Love, acrylic paint - (G) worksafe but kissing with tongues hooray!


Other people's fics that I really liked, with a brief explanation why.

Recs post one (maestro, tartpants and cailenbraern)

Recs post two About 15 other fics I really, really liked.

Post three Two short fics by maestro

Fanvids - I love 'em!

I should probably do another roundup of my favourite fics, there's been a load more since I did these posts.

Edit: New rec post: Fics, icons, fanvids and a wallpaper 5/12/07

The 'Chinese Whispers' series by dangerdangerne

Other recent Booshrecs

And I have dozens more fics bookmarked in my LJ memories.


Well... not quite essays. But not fiction either.

Seven things I learnt about writing from The Boosh 4 May 07

The Boosh and Magical Realism 13 Sept 07



30 April 07 The saga of Howard Moon and his Pink Pants
Ah, Julian in tiny pink pants. This post seems to be an eternal favourite.

21 April 07 Old Gregg
Some Howard/Old Gregg snogging too. Nice. (pics to be rehosted)

3 July 07 Why The Mighty Boosh = the modern Morecambe and Wise
It's my theory, and it's a good one. (pics to be rehosted)

Julian Barratt in 'The Pod' storytelling session
He's so young and pretty!

Young Julian in 'Unnatural Acts'
As a policeman, in uniform. Yum.


Howard Moon in Pants
I see a pattern emerging here...

16 Sept 07 I HAS A FLAVOR: Mighty Boosh macros

22 Oct 07 Observer magazine interview


50 photos

20 more photos

Screencaps from the BBC3 teaser trailers

For more, latest picspam posts click here.


These tend to be quite Howard Moon-heavy.

About 70 icons

4 icons

20 icons

More, recent icon posts
30 icons (below all the macros and pictures)

Series 3 icons x 6

(Indulge your wild theories here)


Date:November 9th, 2007 07:39 pm (UTC)
*saves* great, I haven't read all of these!
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Date:November 10th, 2007 09:50 am (UTC)
Can't remember if I did this before or after your post... anyway, I thought it was a good idea.
Date:March 7th, 2008 06:53 pm (UTC)
You are so well organised, it's unbelievable!
Please don't take this the wrong way, but I bet your drawers are immaculate!
You provided me with a link to one of the cleverest fics to come out of the Haven - Maestro's Madness. I'd forgotten all about it so it's good to be reunited. It's even better that I remember.
BTW - your date's a bit weird!

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Date:March 10th, 2008 05:11 pm (UTC)
Nope, you couldn't be more wrong! In real life I am hopelessly, terminally untidy. The only reason I organise my fics like this is that I appreciate it incredibly when other people do the same. The amount of times I've had to ask other people where their fics are - and then they can't find their own fics!

The date's weird because I've set it to the future. That way this entry floats to the top of my journal.

I'm glad you find my rec lists useful. There are SO MANY amazing Boosh fics, which is kind of astounding for a fandom our size (although it's growing fast now). I haven't been keeping up my rec lists at all. I mean to see to that some time.
Date:July 22nd, 2010 03:46 pm (UTC)
Are you ever going to finish the Truly, Madly, Fishy story?
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Date:September 12th, 2010 09:53 pm (UTC)
Yes, but I don't know when. Sorry.
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