|07:06 am - BEST BOOK EVER|
My womb is pretty exciting, actually. :P
"Besides shooting out a big blank from your buttock, you can feel as if your root chakra leaked sweet hot mucus."
IT'S CALLED IRRITABLE BOWEL SYNDROME, BUSTER.
There was so much more in that book. You wouldn't believe it. Each time I thought he'd outdone himself I'd turn a page and it was even more incredible. Although some of it was kind of disgusting. Like when he went on fasts - oh no, hold on, I've got to quote.
Those who enter a center of fasting are apt to talk about delicious foods and old black excrement which has stuck to their small intestine for long years while staying for 3 weeks in a center of fasting.
What wonderful conversations they must have in those centres of fasting. All day long, going about their delicious foods and old black excrement. Delightful.