August 4th, 2007
|01:20 am - BOOSHFIC: Mrs Gideon’s First Day at Work (NC-17)|
Title: Mrs Gideon’s First Day at Work
Or - Why Mrs Gideon never recognises Howard Moon
Pairing: Howard Moon/Mrs Gideon (with references to Howard /Jack Cooper the fox, Howard/Crusty the crab) and a tiny bit of slash/femslash at the end
Warnings: sex under the influence of drugs (dubious consent), references to Howard’s past relationships with animals (non-explicit)
Crossposted to booshhethaven here.
( He wasn’t going to let tawdry allegations of crab fumbling distract him from his goal of jazz trance perfection. )
Disclaimer: And don't fondle or otherwise abuse crabs, foxes, or any other form of wildlife. It’s wrong and you know it. Alright?
|12:00 am - BOOSHFIC: Truly, Madly, Fishy (1/6)|
Title: Truly, Madly, Fishy, Part 1 of 6
Word Count: 6,700 (this part)
Pairing: Howard/Old Gregg, Howard/Vince
DISCLAIMER: I don’t own the Boosh, and this story is just for fun, although Howard/Old Gregg is canon now anyway. We’ve seen them at it, oh yes indeedy, and we all have the photos to prove it.
Warning: May contain slight traces of plot or have been produced in a factory where other stories containing a plot have also been produced.
Beta by: Lizard who told me spruce up the Howard/Vince bit, and taeli, who told me to make Vince nicer. Hope I did okay, lovely people.
( How Howard Moon and Old Gregg got from ‘you’re moving too fast’ to sucking on each other like underwater hoovers. )
August 3rd, 2007
|11:57 pm - BOOSHFIC: Bobby-boy and his baby blue pants (PG-13)|
Written for booshslashhaven on LJ, the ‘Trapped In Cabinets’ Challenge:
Title: Bobby-boy and his baby blue pants
Characters: Howard, Vince, Bob Fossil.
Rating: PG-13. Not really slash, but some strange sexual situations.
Warnings: people trapped in furniture (duh!), workplace bullying, repeated talk of masturbation
Summary: Howard dances for Bob Fossil in little blue pants. Why?
With lavish dialogue theft from the radio series (Episode 4, Mutants)
Beta by:schemingreader for Bob Fossil’s Americanisms and The Lizard for absolutely everything else. Lizard gave me many, many suggestions (the lady lumps – they’re all hers, every last hillock) which I was extremely grateful for, and she was generally mundo helpful because she knows way more about the Booshiverse than I do, being as how I am still a spotty-faced n00b.
( Click here to work Bob Fossil from the inside )