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August 3rd, 2007

11:50 pm - FIC: When Thighs Attack! (NC-17)
Title: When Thighs Attack!
Rating: NC-17
Length: 5,200
Pairing(s): Minerva McGonagall/Xiomara Hooch, references to Xiomara Hooch/Poppy Pomfrey
Summary: Hooch’s thighs have been the subject of an unfortunate prank and McGonagall must help her. Silly PWP.
Warning(s): Unfaithfulness, magical teeth, bad language, wizarding porn, object insertion
Note: A really big thanks to my betas, schemingreader and electromoon. Any mistakes are mine, of course.

Written for featherxquill, for fem_exchange. NB Hooch is called ‘Xiomara’ here, because the recipient does so in her own fics, but she’s also sometimes called ‘Rolanda’.

How could she ever look the woman in the face again once she’d smeared green goo onto her privates? )

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