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November 5th, 2010


02:44 pm - Masterlist: MY BOOSH STUFF
My Mighty Boosh fanfics, picspams, essays and icons, plus recs of other people's stuff.

Also, if you're here from LJ, HELLO! You can leave a comment here on IJ while signed in on LJ. Try it! It's easy!

ACCIO_ARSE BOOSHY MASTERLIST )

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March 2nd, 2009


07:41 pm - Boosh fanfic recs
I just had a WONDERFUL weekend reading Booshfic and I thought I'd share.

I spent days on the amazing Mint Royale series by thieving_gypsy. There are over 30 chapters now, folks! For the full lot you have to be on her f-list on LJ, but otherwise start here. Howard Moon/Vince Noir (in their roles in the Mint Royale video, as bank robbers) NC-17, much violence

There was a particularly lovely chapter involving ice lollies. Thus my icon. An even better chapter involving a very hot bath. I'm breathless at the memory. This is perfect yet twisted stuff.

Other lovely fic.

Howard Moon/Old Gregg by speth
Finally Got My Hands into Howard Moon NC-17, locked on BSH (you must be joined)
I love anything with Howard/Old Gregg! There really doesn't have to be any other reason for me to read a fic than Old Gregg is in it, having his horrible fishy way with Howard. Especially if it's in explicit detail. Even more so if Howard is all hating the fishy times and enjoying them at the same time. Extra points if it's horribly funny. THIS ONE WINS ON ALL COUNTS.

Vince Noir/Bob Fossil by obeythebunny and pat_o_cake
Are you loathesome tonight?, NC-17, locked on blue_boosh (you must be over 18 and a member)
And oh God, warnings! And I really can't describe this fic except that it's more funny than any fic has a right to be. And if you have a weak stomach, stay away.


Padre/Thornton Reed from 'Garth Merenghi's Darkplace' by toratio
Embrace The Infinite Rated Mature (but not too explict, I think) locked on BSH
I love Darkplace-style, it's so ridiculous. This one gets the mood spot on. And Padre-fic? Yum.

For more Darkplace fics, see thymeth



As always, all my Booshfic favourites from forever are in my LJ memories. I have over a hundred bookmarked.

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January 22nd, 2009


11:18 pm - BOOSH/TORCHWOOD fic (2/4)
Title: Bongos in the Hub part 2/4
Fandom: Torchwood/Boosh crossover
Author: accio_arse
Rating: PG-13 (this part PG)
Word Count: this part 2300
Pairing: Ianto Jones/Howard Moon (Ianto/Capn Jack Harkness, Howard/Vince Noir)
DISCLAIMER: Neither The Boosh nor Torchwood is mine.


Part 1
Part 2 of 4 )

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January 14th, 2009


05:14 pm - TORCHWOOD/BOOSH fic (PG)
Title: Bongos in the Hub part 1 of 4
Fandom: Torchwood/Boosh crossover
Author: accio_arse
Rating: PG-13 (this bit PG)
Word Count: total about 10,000 plus some artefacts
Pairing: Ianto Jones/Howard Moon (Ianto/Capn Jack Harkness, Howard/Vince Noir)
Spoilers: Ties in with Boosh Series 3/Torchwood Series 2/Doctor Who Series 4 (Journey’s End). But no major spoilers.
DISCLAIMER: Neither The Boosh nor Torchwood is mine. But wheeee! Loadsa fun!

Unusually for me, this is all complete and written. No unfinished stories this time!

He’d called it ‘just business’, but there’d been no mistaking the way he perked up… )

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February 19th, 2008


09:32 pm - BOOSHFIC: Mistletoe Threeway Part 4/8?
Title: Mistletoe Threeway Part 4/8?
This part by: [info]accio_arse, collaboration with [info]easilyled
Characters: Howard, Vince, Dennis the Head Shaman, Lester Corncrake, other
Pairings: YES! AND MUCH SEXUAL TENSION TOO!
Word Count: 5400
Rating: this part (R), series (NC-17)
Beta: wonderful work by [info]darksafari and [info]artistsonly
Summary: Howard and the Head Shaman meet again for the first time since Howard’s fateful devirginisation.

Part One
Part Two
Part Three
Mistletoe Threeway Part Four )

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February 14th, 2008


08:41 am - Mistletoe Threeway part 3/8?
Title: Mistletoe Threeway Part 3/8? crossposted to booshslashhaven
This part by: [info]accio_arse, collaboration with [info]easilyled
Characters: Howard, Vince, Dennis the Head Shaman, Lester Corncrake, other
Pairings: YES! Read and see!
Word Count: 4500
Rating: this part R, series (NC-17)
Beta: [info]easilyled
Summary: Howard and Vince continue to have misunderstandings. About sex, of course! And there’s rain, itching, small pink cars… ooh, whole piles of stuff!

Part One
Part Two
Mistletoe Threeway Part Three )

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07:07 am - SHORT BOOSHFIC: Vince’s Mortal Enemy (isn’t Robert Smith) (PG-13)
Title: Vince’s Mortal Enemy (isn’t Robert Smith)
Challenge: #21: Tangents crossposted to BSH on LJ
Author: [info]accio_arse
Rating: (PG-13) for rude words and mild peril
Word Count: very short
Pairing: Howard/Vince
DISCLAIMER: Not my characters, not my Nabootique.
Notes: Beta by [info]artistsonly, who pointed out I’d forgotten to have the same first and last lines. Duh!
Summary: Vince runs into his mortal enemy. And it isn’t Robert Smith. Um… like in the title.

Howard, lock up the shop! )

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February 2nd, 2008


07:48 am - SHORT BOOSHFIC: silly mpreg crack
Title: Babies are Genius! crossposted to blue_boosh
By: [info]accio_arse
Pairing: Howard/Vince and BABIES!
Rating: It’s harmless crack. PG?
Warning: MPREG! (male pregnancy)
Disclaimer: I don’t own the Boosh in the slightest. But if this disturbs the Boosh badly enough, it may even get into their next series.
Summary: Howard gets himself knocked up.

Read more... )

EDIT: Now with photoshopped image of the happy family! )

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January 29th, 2008


07:51 pm - SHORT BOOSHFIC: Midnight Crimping, Howard/Vince (PG)
Title: Midnight Crimping
By: accio_arse
Pairing: Howard/Vince
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: I WISH I OWNED HOWARD AND VINCE! But I don’t. Nor any other part of the Booshiverse.

Also, this is very childish. And very probably about willies.


Midnight Crimping )

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January 26th, 2008


03:00 pm - SHORT BOOSHFIC: Completely Normal, Howard/Vince PG-13
Title: Completely Normal
Pairing: Howard/Vince
Rating: PG-13
Wordcount: 1400
Disclaimer: Not my characters, I do not own the Boosh
Notes: Written for the kink meme (prompt below), tarted up a bit now. [info]llief told me she likes this, so I’m posting it now.
Summary: Vince wants Howard to give it a go. After all, it’s completely normal.


Completely normal )

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January 22nd, 2008


02:27 pm - BOOSH FIC - Funtime Fossil, Howard/Fossil/Vince (R)
Yes, I picked up another kink prompt. It's so addictive.

Prompt: OH GOD BOB FOSSIL X ANYONE, plzkthx. >8D In his office, a la Season 1.. or surprise housecall to Howard.. crack or serious, I just don't care. <3

My fic: (and my first Boosh threesome!) crossposted to BSH here

Title: Funtime Fossil
Pairing: Howard Moon/Bob Fossil/Vince Noir
Rating: R
Wordcount: 1200
Warning: This fic has disturbed some people. Is that good or not? No warnings though.
Disclaimer: Not my characters. Written for fun.
Summary: Fossil pays an unexpected call to the flat. Sexing ensues.

Fossil Funtime )

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January 21st, 2008


02:38 pm - SHORT BOOSHFIC: Like Putting On a Glove, Howard/Vince (NC-17)
I did a fic for a kink meme here.

Title: Like Putting On A Glove crossposted to BSH here
By: [info]accio_arse
Pairing: Howard/Vince
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: None! Not very kinky at all, just lots of sex.
Disclaimer: I don't own the Boosh or the characters. This is for fun, not for moneys.
Prompt below:

bring on the hotsex pwp )

I also left a request. Please, someone - do my kink!

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January 14th, 2008


12:02 am - BOOSHFIC: MISTLETOE THREEWAY by easilyled and accio_arse
MISTLETOE THREEWAY by easilyled and accio_arse

ORIGINAL FIC by [info]artistsonly
Original fic posted here
Pairing: That would be telling
Characters: Howard, Vince, Dennis the Head Shaman
Summary: In a post-"Party"-verse fic, Howard finally surrenders his cherry... OH NOEZ
Word Count: It's full of words, basically
Rating: 16ish, for "adult concepts" lolz
Beta: Got a rough once-over from [info]planetbanjo... and liked it
Disclaimer: do not pwn, mak no munny

PLUS NEW EXTENDED SCENE by [info]accio_arse
Summary: Howard loses his cherry in much more detail.
Extra warning: Explicit sex. Lots of. NC-17
Sorry for any changes in style, folks. But – sex!
Plus more beta by [info]planetbanjo

Crossposted to booshslashhaven on LJ

Click for full extended MISTLETOE THREEWAY )

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December 19th, 2007


11:48 am - BOOSHFIC: On the Roof (PG-13)
Title: On The Roof
Pairing: Howard/Vince
Rating: PG-13
Wordcount: 1700
Summary: Set the day after ‘Party’, episode 5 - crossposted to BSH here

Warnings: no beta!

On The Roof, Howard/Vince )

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December 16th, 2007


03:45 am - BOOSH: fic recs and art
First thing: I posted an art for the booshslashhaven Christmas Challenge (Mistletoe). It's here, and it's worksafe.

Next, the Booshfic recs:

1. dangerdangerne has updated her Howard/Vince fic, 'Chinese Whispers'. I am so in love with this fic right now! part one - part two - New Part

Why is it so much fun? Well, it has clueless Howard down pat. Really, I want to mother him silly, only he's not the sort to appreciate it at all. Plus the repartee between Howard and Vince has me laughing into my jumper sleeve with glee. Here's Howard and Vince at a party, with Howard already a little worse for wear:

""Are you insane!" Vince said, looking him over in disbelief. "Where are your trousers? You look like a complete arse!"

"I didn't think you were coming!" Said Howard with a happy, drunken smile on his face.

"And those sandals - Adding insult to injury, that's what you're doing!"

"I don't think being this late is fashionable." Howard said seriously, eyes not quite focusing anymore.

"You can't even begin to school me on what's fashionable, Howard." Vince said.
There's a really slow build between them going on. Oh, heaven. I want it to last forever. Plus a Mrs Gideon side plot. If there's one thing to make me happy, it's Mrs Gideon in Booshfic - probably because she's the only properly developed female character in the Boosh.

2. Another great fic - by cailenbraern Bugger September (Howard/Vince PG), also written for the mistletoe challenge. 'Tis lovely.

Happy happy Booshfic times. Hooray!

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December 10th, 2007


01:30 pm - Fics
I've been ill. I've been reading fic.

I found two amazing ones. Summaries by the writers themselves.

HARRY POTTER FIC

Severance Pay (PG 13) by anon (Lupin/Snape, told from Tonks POV)
Tonks and Remus split after she realizes he's not suited for her. She's been studying under Severus as a spy. Fun loving as she is, she can't help but meddle and try to become matchmaker.

- I liked the first chapter best. It really was pure comedy gold. After that, I kind of lost interest.

BOOSHFIC

Chinese Whispers (PG 13) by dangerdangerne (Howard/Vince, Mrs Gideon)
A rumor is started, misinterpreted, and misinterpreted again until it's common knowledge in the Zooniverse that Howard and Vince are bumming. Only they're not.

- NB this is marked 'finished' but it's clearly not. It ends on a cliffhanger. I want more!

(Indulge your wild theories here)

December 9th, 2007


02:38 am - BOOSH ICONS: The Party
Second batch of icons from 'that moment' in Episode Five, The Party

Including some with tongue in them, as suggested by [info]trickseybird


Episode 5 icons, plus screencaps, moving screencaps and download links of songs )

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December 7th, 2007


03:05 pm - ICON POST: BOOSH Episode 5, Howard/Vince
The Mighty Boosh Series 3, Episode 5, The Party

WARNING - EXTREMELY SPOILERIFIC

Previous Howard/Vince icons without any Series 3 spoilers can be found here

Howard/Vince icons )

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December 4th, 2007


06:41 am - BOOSHFIC: Get Foxed (NC-17) Howard/Vince, series 3, no spoilers
Title: Get Foxed
Author: [info]accio_arse
Rating: NC-17 – porn with a little plot
Word Count: 5500
Pairing: Howard/Vince
Beta: First draft slapped into touch by [info]dark_safari. Second draft helped along by [info]gloriette80. Many thanks to them both.

Warnings: Self-enjoyment. Inappropriate use of objects. Big fluffy KISSING.
DISCLAIMER: These fictional characters are not mine. Just a bit of fun.

Summary: A bit of series 3 Howard/Vince rampant pr0n, while I’m taking a break from Truly, Madly, Fishy

No spoiler for any episodes. Crossposted to here on booshslashhaven and that's where you'll find the comments.


Get Foxed )

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November 29th, 2007


05:16 pm - BOOSH ICONS: the slash
I was all set to write today, and then LB viciously distracted me with powerful porn, the likes of which I was powerless to resist.

Tsk tsk.

So instead, some Booshy icons, purely for the slash. No Series Three spoilers, all from Series one and two, mostly Killeroo. Preview:

1 2

16 Howard/Vince icons )

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