|07:06 am - BEST BOOK EVER|
I have discovered perhaps the funniest book in the world. I'm nearly finished it and I've been laughing out loud, painfully, at least three times per page all the way through.
The book isn't even supposed to be funny. It's a genuine self-help book. But I find it irresistable, and on two counts. Firstly, it's translated from Japanese but really badly. They seem to have used an automatic translator so cue bizarre mistakes a-plenty. Secondly, and perhaps even more importantly, the author himself appears to be completely certifiable. Mistranslation plus lunacy. It's a fantastic combination.
Not convinced yet? Check out the title:
"How to Good-bye Depression If you constrict anus 100 times everyday. Malarkey? or Effective way?"
I'm really not making that up. That's the genuine title. Go see it on amazon if you don't believe me. And while you're there, why not read the pages of fantastic reviews that have been left by fans of the book? They're pretty funny too.
Okay, time for some quotes from the book. All mistakes in the quotes are intentional. ( Read more... )
|01:54 am - FREE BOOKS!|
Just in case you didn't already know....
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Here's a selection of the ones I took:( Read more... )
|08:55 pm - LOVE|
Julian Barratt, sucking titz in public. Purple, funky titz that emanate from the head of another man.
This is why I love him.
And here he is being an entirely unconvincing sailor. <3