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November 5th, 2010


02:44 pm - Masterlist: MY BOOSH STUFF
My Mighty Boosh fanfics, picspams, essays and icons, plus recs of other people's stuff.

Also, if you're here from LJ, HELLO! You can leave a comment here on IJ while signed in on LJ. Try it! It's easy!

ACCIO_ARSE BOOSHY MASTERLIST )

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April 18th, 2008


09:34 am - BOOSHFIC: Howard Moon, Former Male Prostitute (2/3) (R)
Title: Howard Moon, Former Male Prostitute Part 2/3 crossposted to BSH
By: [info]accio_arse
Pairing: Howard/a lot of men, eventually Howard/Vince, also many other original characters
Rating: R, for theme not explicitness
Warnings: rent boys, implied het this part (very slight)
Wordcount: 5100
Disclaimer: I don’t own Howard Moon. However, he was a former male prostitute. So there!
Summary: Set in the days before the Boosh. Howard is eighteen and has ended up on the streets.

Part One - If only his first client hadn’t cried / Crossposted to BSH on LJ


New Part Two - Having to approach strange men every day had given Howard a new, forced sort of confidence )

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April 14th, 2008


09:22 am - BOOSHFIC: Howard Moon, Former Male Prostitute (1/3) (R)
Damn. I wrote fanfic. Because nobody evaaar writes about this, although it is clearly referred to in the Boosh, and I dearly want someone to write it.


Title: Howard Moon, Former Male Prostitute, part 1/3
By: grrrr, me
Pairing: Howard and a lot of men
Rating: R, for themes
Wordcount: 3000
Disclaimer: Not only is Howard Moon not mine, I don't have much idea what I'm talking about. Feel free to point out factual inaccuracies - google can only take me so far in this kind of territory.
Warnings: Oh, so many. Not much comedy, far too many original characters and no beta.

Summary: Howard, and how he became a former male prostitute. Because it's canon. Set before the time of The Boosh. How Howard Moon ended up as a male prostitute, how Bob Fossil found out about it, and where Vince comes into the equation. (Although Fossil doesn't appear until part two, and neither does Vince.)


Howard Moon Former Male Prostitute part 1/3 )

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February 19th, 2008


09:32 pm - BOOSHFIC: Mistletoe Threeway Part 4/8?
Title: Mistletoe Threeway Part 4/8?
This part by: [info]accio_arse, collaboration with [info]easilyled
Characters: Howard, Vince, Dennis the Head Shaman, Lester Corncrake, other
Pairings: YES! AND MUCH SEXUAL TENSION TOO!
Word Count: 5400
Rating: this part (R), series (NC-17)
Beta: wonderful work by [info]darksafari and [info]artistsonly
Summary: Howard and the Head Shaman meet again for the first time since Howard’s fateful devirginisation.

Part One
Part Two
Part Three
Mistletoe Threeway Part Four )

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February 14th, 2008


08:41 am - Mistletoe Threeway part 3/8?
Title: Mistletoe Threeway Part 3/8? crossposted to booshslashhaven
This part by: [info]accio_arse, collaboration with [info]easilyled
Characters: Howard, Vince, Dennis the Head Shaman, Lester Corncrake, other
Pairings: YES! Read and see!
Word Count: 4500
Rating: this part R, series (NC-17)
Beta: [info]easilyled
Summary: Howard and Vince continue to have misunderstandings. About sex, of course! And there’s rain, itching, small pink cars… ooh, whole piles of stuff!

Part One
Part Two
Mistletoe Threeway Part Three )

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07:07 am - SHORT BOOSHFIC: Vince’s Mortal Enemy (isn’t Robert Smith) (PG-13)
Title: Vince’s Mortal Enemy (isn’t Robert Smith)
Challenge: #21: Tangents crossposted to BSH on LJ
Author: [info]accio_arse
Rating: (PG-13) for rude words and mild peril
Word Count: very short
Pairing: Howard/Vince
DISCLAIMER: Not my characters, not my Nabootique.
Notes: Beta by [info]artistsonly, who pointed out I’d forgotten to have the same first and last lines. Duh!
Summary: Vince runs into his mortal enemy. And it isn’t Robert Smith. Um… like in the title.

Howard, lock up the shop! )

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February 2nd, 2008


07:48 am - SHORT BOOSHFIC: silly mpreg crack
Title: Babies are Genius! crossposted to blue_boosh
By: [info]accio_arse
Pairing: Howard/Vince and BABIES!
Rating: It’s harmless crack. PG?
Warning: MPREG! (male pregnancy)
Disclaimer: I don’t own the Boosh in the slightest. But if this disturbs the Boosh badly enough, it may even get into their next series.
Summary: Howard gets himself knocked up.

Read more... )

EDIT: Now with photoshopped image of the happy family! )

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January 29th, 2008


07:51 pm - SHORT BOOSHFIC: Midnight Crimping, Howard/Vince (PG)
Title: Midnight Crimping
By: accio_arse
Pairing: Howard/Vince
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: I WISH I OWNED HOWARD AND VINCE! But I don’t. Nor any other part of the Booshiverse.

Also, this is very childish. And very probably about willies.


Midnight Crimping )

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January 26th, 2008


03:00 pm - SHORT BOOSHFIC: Completely Normal, Howard/Vince PG-13
Title: Completely Normal
Pairing: Howard/Vince
Rating: PG-13
Wordcount: 1400
Disclaimer: Not my characters, I do not own the Boosh
Notes: Written for the kink meme (prompt below), tarted up a bit now. [info]llief told me she likes this, so I’m posting it now.
Summary: Vince wants Howard to give it a go. After all, it’s completely normal.


Completely normal )

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January 22nd, 2008


02:27 pm - BOOSH FIC - Funtime Fossil, Howard/Fossil/Vince (R)
Yes, I picked up another kink prompt. It's so addictive.

Prompt: OH GOD BOB FOSSIL X ANYONE, plzkthx. >8D In his office, a la Season 1.. or surprise housecall to Howard.. crack or serious, I just don't care. <3

My fic: (and my first Boosh threesome!) crossposted to BSH here

Title: Funtime Fossil
Pairing: Howard Moon/Bob Fossil/Vince Noir
Rating: R
Wordcount: 1200
Warning: This fic has disturbed some people. Is that good or not? No warnings though.
Disclaimer: Not my characters. Written for fun.
Summary: Fossil pays an unexpected call to the flat. Sexing ensues.

Fossil Funtime )

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January 21st, 2008


08:15 pm - Archive me, baby!
Okay. I'm on Skyehawke now, a multi-fandom archive. I've only uploaded my Harry Potter fics so far - I'll get around to doing my Boosh fics later. Spread the Boosh love!

MANY THANKS TO [info]schemingreader who got me the invite, and wrote me the most head-expanding words of recommendation too.

HERE I AM ON SKYEHAWKE!


Just call me author no 2210. (I am not a number! I am a free fanficcer!)

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02:38 pm - SHORT BOOSHFIC: Like Putting On a Glove, Howard/Vince (NC-17)
I did a fic for a kink meme here.

Title: Like Putting On A Glove crossposted to BSH here
By: [info]accio_arse
Pairing: Howard/Vince
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: None! Not very kinky at all, just lots of sex.
Disclaimer: I don't own the Boosh or the characters. This is for fun, not for moneys.
Prompt below:

bring on the hotsex pwp )

I also left a request. Please, someone - do my kink!

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January 18th, 2008


05:06 pm - Just wondering...
Poll #880 Fanfiction.net
Open to: All, results viewable to: All

Should I post my Mighty Boosh fic on fanfiction.net?

View Answers

Yes, lots of people read ff.net
2 (40.0%)

Yes, Boosh fic should take over the world
2 (40.0%)

Yes, I love ff.net!
0 (0.0%)

No, ff is for 12 year olds
2 (40.0%)

No, post to some other multifandom archive I'll tell you about
0 (0.0%)

No, your fics have too much sex for ff
1 (20.0%)

Just no
1 (20.0%)



Edit: I've decided to archive my fics onto SKYEHAWKE instead. Thanks to all (five of you!) who took the poll. It was pretty helpful, actually.

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January 14th, 2008


12:02 am - BOOSHFIC: MISTLETOE THREEWAY by easilyled and accio_arse
MISTLETOE THREEWAY by easilyled and accio_arse

ORIGINAL FIC by [info]artistsonly
Original fic posted here
Pairing: That would be telling
Characters: Howard, Vince, Dennis the Head Shaman
Summary: In a post-"Party"-verse fic, Howard finally surrenders his cherry... OH NOEZ
Word Count: It's full of words, basically
Rating: 16ish, for "adult concepts" lolz
Beta: Got a rough once-over from [info]planetbanjo... and liked it
Disclaimer: do not pwn, mak no munny

PLUS NEW EXTENDED SCENE by [info]accio_arse
Summary: Howard loses his cherry in much more detail.
Extra warning: Explicit sex. Lots of. NC-17
Sorry for any changes in style, folks. But – sex!
Plus more beta by [info]planetbanjo

Crossposted to booshslashhaven on LJ

Click for full extended MISTLETOE THREEWAY )

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December 19th, 2007


11:48 am - BOOSHFIC: On the Roof (PG-13)
Title: On The Roof
Pairing: Howard/Vince
Rating: PG-13
Wordcount: 1700
Summary: Set the day after ‘Party’, episode 5 - crossposted to BSH here

Warnings: no beta!

On The Roof, Howard/Vince )

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December 4th, 2007


06:41 am - BOOSHFIC: Get Foxed (NC-17) Howard/Vince, series 3, no spoilers
Title: Get Foxed
Author: [info]accio_arse
Rating: NC-17 – porn with a little plot
Word Count: 5500
Pairing: Howard/Vince
Beta: First draft slapped into touch by [info]dark_safari. Second draft helped along by [info]gloriette80. Many thanks to them both.

Warnings: Self-enjoyment. Inappropriate use of objects. Big fluffy KISSING.
DISCLAIMER: These fictional characters are not mine. Just a bit of fun.

Summary: A bit of series 3 Howard/Vince rampant pr0n, while I’m taking a break from Truly, Madly, Fishy

No spoiler for any episodes. Crossposted to here on booshslashhaven and that's where you'll find the comments.


Get Foxed )

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November 13th, 2007


06:50 pm - BOOSHFIC: Truly, Madly, Fishy 3/6
Title: Truly, Madly, Fishy, Part 3 of 6 - “How to Choke on a Whelk”
Author: accio_arse
Rating: R
Word Count: This part 7900
Pairing: Howard/Old Gregg, Howard/Vince.
DISCLAIMER: Not my characters - created by the nice Mr Boosh.
Beta thanks: to [info]dark_safari [info]gloriette80 taeli and thymeth - yes, four of them!
Summary: Howard spent a night alone in the same room with Old Gregg, and just about survived. Now he has to explain it all to Vince.

NB: This story is about Series 1&2 Howard and Vince, because I wrote this way back in February. Sorry for the delay, and thanks for all your encouragement so far!

Part One on LJ - Part one on IJ
Part Two on LJ - Part Two on IJ
This story also crossposted to BSH on LJ

Truly, Madly Fishy, Part Three – How to Choke on a Whelk )

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02:21 am - BOOSHFIC: series 3 PWPs in progress
Title: 3 fics: 1. SUNCREAM (NC-17)
2. DANCE (G)
3. MESS ME UP FUNTIME (NC-17)
Author: accio_arse
Rating: G to NC-17
Pairings: Various, from series three episode one - Eels
DISCLAIMER: Not my characters, I’m just making them do dirty things.

Summary: Three short PWPs, slashing up the new series 3 characters. Also: warning. I wrote this at two in the morning.

ARE THESE REALLY THE FIRST BOOSH SERIES THREE FICS?

SERIES THREE EPISODE ONE SPOILERS!!! )

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October 23rd, 2007


10:17 am - BOOSHFIC: Truly, Madly Fishy 2/6
Title: Truly, Madly, Fishy, Part 2 of 6 - Sexual Behaviour of the Lesser Spurting Crab
Author: accio_arse
Rating: R
Word Count: This part 6700
Pairing: Howard/Old Gregg, Howard/Vince. Also appearing: Naboo, Bollo some mystical jellyfish and a lot of Hobnobs.
DISCLAIMER: The Boosh is not mine. I just worship at its webbed feet.
Beta thanks: to [info]gloriette60 [info]dark_safari and [info]taeli
Seriously, they did so much work, you wouldn’t believe.

Summary: Howard and Old Gregg. Alone in a bedroom with only one bed.

Part One: Because if you don’t read the first part, none of this will make any sense at all.
Part Two: Crossposted to booshslashhaven on LiveJournal


Truly, Madly, Fishy Part Two – Sexual Behaviour of the Lesser Spurting Crab )

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September 16th, 2007


02:32 am - Booshfic (G)
I wrote this by accident in five min.

Not proper fic. Howard/Vince/Howard's pancreas (G) )
But goddamn it, first writing I've posted in weeks! Going to post it anyway.
Current Mood: [mood icon] hopeful

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