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November 5th, 2010


02:44 pm - Masterlist: MY BOOSH STUFF
My Mighty Boosh fanfics, picspams, essays and icons, plus recs of other people's stuff.

Also, if you're here from LJ, HELLO! You can leave a comment here on IJ while signed in on LJ. Try it! It's easy!

ACCIO_ARSE BOOSHY MASTERLIST )

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January 22nd, 2009


11:18 pm - BOOSH/TORCHWOOD fic (2/4)
Title: Bongos in the Hub part 2/4
Fandom: Torchwood/Boosh crossover
Author: accio_arse
Rating: PG-13 (this part PG)
Word Count: this part 2300
Pairing: Ianto Jones/Howard Moon (Ianto/Capn Jack Harkness, Howard/Vince Noir)
DISCLAIMER: Neither The Boosh nor Torchwood is mine.


Part 1
Part 2 of 4 )

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January 14th, 2009


05:14 pm - TORCHWOOD/BOOSH fic (PG)
Title: Bongos in the Hub part 1 of 4
Fandom: Torchwood/Boosh crossover
Author: accio_arse
Rating: PG-13 (this bit PG)
Word Count: total about 10,000 plus some artefacts
Pairing: Ianto Jones/Howard Moon (Ianto/Capn Jack Harkness, Howard/Vince Noir)
Spoilers: Ties in with Boosh Series 3/Torchwood Series 2/Doctor Who Series 4 (Journey’s End). But no major spoilers.
DISCLAIMER: Neither The Boosh nor Torchwood is mine. But wheeee! Loadsa fun!

Unusually for me, this is all complete and written. No unfinished stories this time!

He’d called it ‘just business’, but there’d been no mistaking the way he perked up… )

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February 19th, 2008


09:32 pm - BOOSHFIC: Mistletoe Threeway Part 4/8?
Title: Mistletoe Threeway Part 4/8?
This part by: [info]accio_arse, collaboration with [info]easilyled
Characters: Howard, Vince, Dennis the Head Shaman, Lester Corncrake, other
Pairings: YES! AND MUCH SEXUAL TENSION TOO!
Word Count: 5400
Rating: this part (R), series (NC-17)
Beta: wonderful work by [info]darksafari and [info]artistsonly
Summary: Howard and the Head Shaman meet again for the first time since Howard’s fateful devirginisation.

Part One
Part Two
Part Three
Mistletoe Threeway Part Four )

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February 14th, 2008


07:07 am - SHORT BOOSHFIC: Vince’s Mortal Enemy (isn’t Robert Smith) (PG-13)
Title: Vince’s Mortal Enemy (isn’t Robert Smith)
Challenge: #21: Tangents crossposted to BSH on LJ
Author: [info]accio_arse
Rating: (PG-13) for rude words and mild peril
Word Count: very short
Pairing: Howard/Vince
DISCLAIMER: Not my characters, not my Nabootique.
Notes: Beta by [info]artistsonly, who pointed out I’d forgotten to have the same first and last lines. Duh!
Summary: Vince runs into his mortal enemy. And it isn’t Robert Smith. Um… like in the title.

Howard, lock up the shop! )

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January 26th, 2008


03:00 pm - SHORT BOOSHFIC: Completely Normal, Howard/Vince PG-13
Title: Completely Normal
Pairing: Howard/Vince
Rating: PG-13
Wordcount: 1400
Disclaimer: Not my characters, I do not own the Boosh
Notes: Written for the kink meme (prompt below), tarted up a bit now. [info]llief told me she likes this, so I’m posting it now.
Summary: Vince wants Howard to give it a go. After all, it’s completely normal.


Completely normal )

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January 21st, 2008


08:15 pm - Archive me, baby!
Okay. I'm on Skyehawke now, a multi-fandom archive. I've only uploaded my Harry Potter fics so far - I'll get around to doing my Boosh fics later. Spread the Boosh love!

MANY THANKS TO [info]schemingreader who got me the invite, and wrote me the most head-expanding words of recommendation too.

HERE I AM ON SKYEHAWKE!


Just call me author no 2210. (I am not a number! I am a free fanficcer!)

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January 14th, 2008


12:02 am - BOOSHFIC: MISTLETOE THREEWAY by easilyled and accio_arse
MISTLETOE THREEWAY by easilyled and accio_arse

ORIGINAL FIC by [info]artistsonly
Original fic posted here
Pairing: That would be telling
Characters: Howard, Vince, Dennis the Head Shaman
Summary: In a post-"Party"-verse fic, Howard finally surrenders his cherry... OH NOEZ
Word Count: It's full of words, basically
Rating: 16ish, for "adult concepts" lolz
Beta: Got a rough once-over from [info]planetbanjo... and liked it
Disclaimer: do not pwn, mak no munny

PLUS NEW EXTENDED SCENE by [info]accio_arse
Summary: Howard loses his cherry in much more detail.
Extra warning: Explicit sex. Lots of. NC-17
Sorry for any changes in style, folks. But – sex!
Plus more beta by [info]planetbanjo

Crossposted to booshslashhaven on LJ

Click for full extended MISTLETOE THREEWAY )

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December 19th, 2007


11:48 am - BOOSHFIC: On the Roof (PG-13)
Title: On The Roof
Pairing: Howard/Vince
Rating: PG-13
Wordcount: 1700
Summary: Set the day after ‘Party’, episode 5 - crossposted to BSH here

Warnings: no beta!

On The Roof, Howard/Vince )

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December 4th, 2007


06:41 am - BOOSHFIC: Get Foxed (NC-17) Howard/Vince, series 3, no spoilers
Title: Get Foxed
Author: [info]accio_arse
Rating: NC-17 – porn with a little plot
Word Count: 5500
Pairing: Howard/Vince
Beta: First draft slapped into touch by [info]dark_safari. Second draft helped along by [info]gloriette80. Many thanks to them both.

Warnings: Self-enjoyment. Inappropriate use of objects. Big fluffy KISSING.
DISCLAIMER: These fictional characters are not mine. Just a bit of fun.

Summary: A bit of series 3 Howard/Vince rampant pr0n, while I’m taking a break from Truly, Madly, Fishy

No spoiler for any episodes. Crossposted to here on booshslashhaven and that's where you'll find the comments.


Get Foxed )

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November 13th, 2007


06:50 pm - BOOSHFIC: Truly, Madly, Fishy 3/6
Title: Truly, Madly, Fishy, Part 3 of 6 - “How to Choke on a Whelk”
Author: accio_arse
Rating: R
Word Count: This part 7900
Pairing: Howard/Old Gregg, Howard/Vince.
DISCLAIMER: Not my characters - created by the nice Mr Boosh.
Beta thanks: to [info]dark_safari [info]gloriette80 taeli and thymeth - yes, four of them!
Summary: Howard spent a night alone in the same room with Old Gregg, and just about survived. Now he has to explain it all to Vince.

NB: This story is about Series 1&2 Howard and Vince, because I wrote this way back in February. Sorry for the delay, and thanks for all your encouragement so far!

Part One on LJ - Part one on IJ
Part Two on LJ - Part Two on IJ
This story also crossposted to BSH on LJ

Truly, Madly Fishy, Part Three – How to Choke on a Whelk )

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02:21 am - BOOSHFIC: series 3 PWPs in progress
Title: 3 fics: 1. SUNCREAM (NC-17)
2. DANCE (G)
3. MESS ME UP FUNTIME (NC-17)
Author: accio_arse
Rating: G to NC-17
Pairings: Various, from series three episode one - Eels
DISCLAIMER: Not my characters, I’m just making them do dirty things.

Summary: Three short PWPs, slashing up the new series 3 characters. Also: warning. I wrote this at two in the morning.

ARE THESE REALLY THE FIRST BOOSH SERIES THREE FICS?

SERIES THREE EPISODE ONE SPOILERS!!! )

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October 23rd, 2007


10:17 am - BOOSHFIC: Truly, Madly Fishy 2/6
Title: Truly, Madly, Fishy, Part 2 of 6 - Sexual Behaviour of the Lesser Spurting Crab
Author: accio_arse
Rating: R
Word Count: This part 6700
Pairing: Howard/Old Gregg, Howard/Vince. Also appearing: Naboo, Bollo some mystical jellyfish and a lot of Hobnobs.
DISCLAIMER: The Boosh is not mine. I just worship at its webbed feet.
Beta thanks: to [info]gloriette60 [info]dark_safari and [info]taeli
Seriously, they did so much work, you wouldn’t believe.

Summary: Howard and Old Gregg. Alone in a bedroom with only one bed.

Part One: Because if you don’t read the first part, none of this will make any sense at all.
Part Two: Crossposted to booshslashhaven on LiveJournal


Truly, Madly, Fishy Part Two – Sexual Behaviour of the Lesser Spurting Crab )

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September 16th, 2007


02:32 am - Booshfic (G)
I wrote this by accident in five min.

Not proper fic. Howard/Vince/Howard's pancreas (G) )
But goddamn it, first writing I've posted in weeks! Going to post it anyway.
Current Mood: [mood icon] hopeful

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August 4th, 2007


12:00 am - BOOSHFIC: Truly, Madly, Fishy (1/6)
Title: Truly, Madly, Fishy, Part 1 of 6
Author: [info]accio_arse
Rating: R
Word Count: 6,700 (this part)
Pairing: Howard/Old Gregg, Howard/Vince
DISCLAIMER: I don’t own the Boosh, and this story is just for fun, although Howard/Old Gregg is canon now anyway. We’ve seen them at it, oh yes indeedy, and we all have the photos to prove it.
Warning: May contain slight traces of plot or have been produced in a factory where other stories containing a plot have also been produced.
Beta by: Lizard who told me spruce up the Howard/Vince bit, and taeli, who told me to make Vince nicer. Hope I did okay, lovely people.


How Howard Moon and Old Gregg got from ‘you’re moving too fast’ to sucking on each other like underwater hoovers. )

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August 3rd, 2007


11:32 pm - FIC: Snake Porn (NC-17)
Snake Porn, aka, "Childish Sulking", by snegurochka_lee, finished by accio_arse
Pairing: Lupin/Snape
Rating: NC-17, PWP
Warnings: snake sex (bestiality), biting.

And kids, never put animals up your arse. It's just a story.

Its skin was surprisingly warm and soft as it glided over his body. )

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11:27 pm - FIC: Lupin Triumphant (2/2)
Title: Lupin Triumphant part 2/2 originally posted to slashfest here
Rating:(NC-17)
Pairings: Lupin/Snape, others
Warnings: dub-con, violence, mild bondage
Beta: [info]schemingreader, dartmouthtongue, [info]snegurochka_lee

Lupin Triumphant, part two )

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11:26 pm - FIC: Lupin Triumphant (NC-17)
Title: Lupin Triumphant (part 1/2) originally posted here on slashfest
Rating:(NC-17)
Pairings: Lupin/Voldemort, Lupin/Snape, Lupin/Lucius, Voldemort/Lucius, Lucius/Rudolphus Lestrange
Warnings: dub-con, violence, mild bondage
Wordcount: 16,000
Notes: Prompt: **Voldemort/Lupin Voldemort rewards his best spy. Just before Final Battle. Lucius IS NOT amused! BD - Dom!Lupin and sub!Voldemort; voyeur - LM. Nagini plays a role, either as participant or director. [Requested by bonfoi on LJ]
Beta: schemingreader, dartmouthtongue, snegurochka_lee

Lupin Triumphant, part one )

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