November 5th, 2010
|02:44 pm - Masterlist: MY BOOSH STUFF|
My Mighty Boosh fanfics, picspams, essays and icons, plus recs of other people's stuff.
Also, if you're here from LJ, HELLO! You can leave a comment here on IJ while signed in on LJ. Try it! It's easy!
( ACCIO_ARSE BOOSHY MASTERLIST )
March 2nd, 2009
|07:41 pm - Boosh fanfic recs|
I just had a WONDERFUL weekend reading Booshfic and I thought I'd share.
I spent days on the amazing Mint Royale series by thieving_gypsy. There are over 30 chapters now, folks! For the full lot you have to be on her f-list on LJ, but otherwise start here. Howard Moon/Vince Noir (in their roles in the Mint Royale video, as bank robbers) NC-17, much violence
There was a particularly lovely chapter involving ice lollies. Thus my icon. An even better chapter involving a very hot bath. I'm breathless at the memory. This is perfect yet twisted stuff.
Other lovely fic.
Howard Moon/Old Gregg by speth
Finally Got My Hands into Howard Moon NC-17, locked on BSH (you must be joined)
I love anything with Howard/Old Gregg! There really doesn't have to be any other reason for me to read a fic than Old Gregg is in it, having his horrible fishy way with Howard. Especially if it's in explicit detail. Even more so if Howard is all hating the fishy times and enjoying them at the same time. Extra points if it's horribly funny. THIS ONE WINS ON ALL COUNTS.
Vince Noir/Bob Fossil by obeythebunny and pat_o_cake
Are you loathesome tonight?, NC-17, locked on blue_boosh (you must be over 18 and a member)
And oh God, warnings! And I really can't describe this fic except that it's more funny than any fic has a right to be. And if you have a weak stomach, stay away.
Padre/Thornton Reed from 'Garth Merenghi's Darkplace' by toratio
Embrace The Infinite Rated Mature (but not too explict, I think) locked on BSH
I love Darkplace-style, it's so ridiculous. This one gets the mood spot on. And Padre-fic? Yum.
For more Darkplace fics, see thymeth
As always, all my Booshfic favourites from forever are in my LJ memories. I have over a hundred bookmarked.
January 14th, 2009
|05:14 pm - TORCHWOOD/BOOSH fic (PG) |
Title: Bongos in the Hub part 1 of 4
Fandom: Torchwood/Boosh crossover
Rating: PG-13 (this bit PG)
Word Count: total about 10,000 plus some artefacts
Pairing: Ianto Jones/Howard Moon (Ianto/Capn Jack Harkness, Howard/Vince Noir)
Spoilers: Ties in with Boosh Series 3/Torchwood Series 2/Doctor Who Series 4 (Journey’s End). But no major spoilers.
DISCLAIMER: Neither The Boosh nor Torchwood is mine. But wheeee! Loadsa fun!
Unusually for me, this is all complete and written. No unfinished stories this time!
( He’d called it ‘just business’, but there’d been no mistaking the way he perked up… )
February 14th, 2008
|08:41 am - Mistletoe Threeway part 3/8?|
Title: Mistletoe Threeway Part 3/8? crossposted to booshslashhaven
This part by: accio_arse, collaboration with easilyled
Characters: Howard, Vince, Dennis the Head Shaman, Lester Corncrake, other
Pairings: YES! Read and see!
Word Count: 4500
Rating: this part R, series (NC-17)
Summary: Howard and Vince continue to have misunderstandings. About sex, of course! And there’s rain, itching, small pink cars… ooh, whole piles of stuff!
( Mistletoe Threeway Part Three )
February 2nd, 2008
|07:48 am - SHORT BOOSHFIC: silly mpreg crack|
Title: Babies are Genius! crossposted to blue_boosh
Pairing: Howard/Vince and BABIES!
Rating: It’s harmless crack. PG?
Warning: MPREG! (male pregnancy)
Disclaimer: I don’t own the Boosh in the slightest. But if this disturbs the Boosh badly enough, it may even get into their next series.
Summary: Howard gets himself knocked up.
( Read more... )
( EDIT: Now with photoshopped image of the happy family! )
January 14th, 2008
|12:02 am - BOOSHFIC: MISTLETOE THREEWAY by easilyled and accio_arse|
MISTLETOE THREEWAY by easilyled and accio_arse
ORIGINAL FIC by artistsonly
Original fic posted here
Pairing: That would be telling
Characters: Howard, Vince, Dennis the Head Shaman
Summary: In a post-"Party"-verse fic, Howard finally surrenders his cherry... OH NOEZ
Word Count: It's full of words, basically
Rating: 16ish, for "adult concepts" lolz
Beta: Got a rough once-over from planetbanjo... and liked it
Disclaimer: do not pwn, mak no munny
PLUS NEW EXTENDED SCENE by accio_arse
Summary: Howard loses his cherry in much more detail.
Extra warning: Explicit sex. Lots of. NC-17
Sorry for any changes in style, folks. But – sex!
Plus more beta by planetbanjo
Crossposted to booshslashhaven on LJ
( Click for full extended MISTLETOE THREEWAY )
December 19th, 2007
|11:48 am - BOOSHFIC: On the Roof (PG-13)|
Title: On The Roof
Summary: Set the day after ‘Party’, episode 5 - crossposted to BSH here
Warnings: no beta!
( On The Roof, Howard/Vince )
|07:59 am - BOOSH: tongue picspam|
Howard T J Moon's Tongue, A Pictorial History
(With supporting tongueage by Julian Barratt)
( look at the pretty pictures )
December 5th, 2007
December 4th, 2007
|06:41 am - BOOSHFIC: Get Foxed (NC-17) Howard/Vince, series 3, no spoilers|
Title: Get Foxed
Rating: NC-17 – porn with a little plot
Word Count: 5500
Beta: First draft slapped into touch by dark_safari. Second draft helped along by gloriette80. Many thanks to them both.
Warnings: Self-enjoyment. Inappropriate use of objects. Big fluffy KISSING.
DISCLAIMER: These fictional characters are not mine. Just a bit of fun.
Summary: A bit of series 3 Howard/Vince rampant pr0n, while I’m taking a break from Truly, Madly, Fishy
No spoiler for any episodes. Crossposted to here on booshslashhaven and that's where you'll find the comments.
( Get Foxed )
November 13th, 2007
|06:50 pm - BOOSHFIC: Truly, Madly, Fishy 3/6|
Title: Truly, Madly, Fishy, Part 3 of 6 - “How to Choke on a Whelk”
Word Count: This part 7900
Pairing: Howard/Old Gregg, Howard/Vince.
DISCLAIMER: Not my characters - created by the nice Mr Boosh.
Beta thanks: to dark_safari gloriette80 taeli and thymeth - yes, four of them!
Summary: Howard spent a night alone in the same room with Old Gregg, and just about survived. Now he has to explain it all to Vince.
NB: This story is about Series 1&2 Howard and Vince, because I wrote this way back in February. Sorry for the delay, and thanks for all your encouragement so far!
Part One on LJ - Part one on IJ
Part Two on LJ - Part Two on IJ
This story also crossposted to BSH on LJ
( Truly, Madly Fishy, Part Three – How to Choke on a Whelk )
October 23rd, 2007
|10:17 am - BOOSHFIC: Truly, Madly Fishy 2/6|
Title: Truly, Madly, Fishy, Part 2 of 6 - Sexual Behaviour of the Lesser Spurting Crab
Word Count: This part 6700
Pairing: Howard/Old Gregg, Howard/Vince. Also appearing: Naboo, Bollo some mystical jellyfish and a lot of Hobnobs.
DISCLAIMER: The Boosh is not mine. I just worship at its webbed feet.
Beta thanks: to gloriette60 dark_safari and taeli
Seriously, they did so much work, you wouldn’t believe.
Summary: Howard and Old Gregg. Alone in a bedroom with only one bed.
Part One: Because if you don’t read the first part, none of this will make any sense at all.
Part Two: Crossposted to booshslashhaven on LiveJournal
( Truly, Madly, Fishy Part Two – Sexual Behaviour of the Lesser Spurting Crab )
September 16th, 2007
|02:32 am - Booshfic (G)|
I wrote this by accident in five min.
Not proper fic. ( Howard/Vince/Howard's pancreas (G) )
But goddamn it, first writing I've posted in weeks! Going to post it anyway.
Current Mood: hopeful
|12:04 am - I HAS A FLAVOR|
A load of silly macros, new photos from the Boosh website Series 3 filming, and some old icons.
( HOWARD MOON HAS A FLAVOR )
August 3rd, 2007
|11:57 pm - BOOSHFIC: Bobby-boy and his baby blue pants (PG-13)|
Written for booshslashhaven on LJ, the ‘Trapped In Cabinets’ Challenge:
Title: Bobby-boy and his baby blue pants
Characters: Howard, Vince, Bob Fossil.
Rating: PG-13. Not really slash, but some strange sexual situations.
Warnings: people trapped in furniture (duh!), workplace bullying, repeated talk of masturbation
Summary: Howard dances for Bob Fossil in little blue pants. Why?
With lavish dialogue theft from the radio series (Episode 4, Mutants)
Beta by:schemingreader for Bob Fossil’s Americanisms and The Lizard for absolutely everything else. Lizard gave me many, many suggestions (the lady lumps – they’re all hers, every last hillock) which I was extremely grateful for, and she was generally mundo helpful because she knows way more about the Booshiverse than I do, being as how I am still a spotty-faced n00b.
( Click here to work Bob Fossil from the inside )